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The majority of reasons men die, can be directly attributed to women. This list, pulled from [http://www.cdc.gov/men/lcod.htm Leading Causes of Death - Males - 2002], shows the top ten reasons men die.<br />

'''All Races, Males - Percent*'''<br />
'''1)''' Heart Disease - 28.4<br />
'''2)''' Cancer - 24.1<br />
'''3)''' Unintentional injuries - 5.8<br />
'''4)''' Stroke - 5.2<br />
'''5)''' Chronic lower respiratory diseases - 5.1<br />
'''6)''' Diabetes - 2.9<br />
'''7)''' Influenza and pneumonia - 2.4<br />
'''8)''' Suicide - 2.1<br />
'''9)''' Kidney disease - 1.6<br />
'''10)''' Chronic liver disease - 1.5<br />

Of these, only '''2''', '''5''', '''6''', '''7''', and '''9''' cannot be directly attributed to women (although they may play some as-of-yet undiscovered role).

'''1)''' Heart disease - is clearly the result of stress, caused directly by women. This results in men frequently being more at risk from heart attacks.

'''3)''' "Unintentional injuries" - As in, physical abuse inflicted upon men, by women. For more examples, see [[Rob]] or [[Becky]].

'''4)''' Stroke - Once again, brought on by stress, caused by women.

'''8)''' Suicide - Do I even have to explain it?

'''10)''' Chronic liver disease - Women drive men to drink. Enough said.