Difference between revisions of "Chuck Norris"
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Nevermind, he's already behind you, you're dead. | Nevermind, he's already behind you, you're dead. | ||
| − | + | Chuck Norris wrote this page by kicking his modem in the fucking jaw. And don't argue that modems don't have jaws, or you're next. | |
| − | + | ===Facts=== | |
| + | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Mr. T while Mr. T simultaneously punched him in the stomach. The result was the 80's. | ||
| + | ===External Links=== | ||
Here are some more Chuck Norris [http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Facts]. | Here are some more Chuck Norris [http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Facts]. | ||
Revision as of 15:28, 16 March 2006
If you don't already know who Chuck Norris is... kill yourself. Nevermind, he's already behind you, you're dead.
Chuck Norris wrote this page by kicking his modem in the fucking jaw. And don't argue that modems don't have jaws, or you're next.
Facts
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Mr. T while Mr. T simultaneously punched him in the stomach. The result was the 80's.
External Links
Here are some more Chuck Norris Facts.
