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Revision as of 17:37, 28 March 2006
If you don't already know who Chuck Norris is... kill yourself. Nevermind, he's already behind you, you're dead.
Chuck Norris wrote this page by kicking his modem in the fucking jaw. And don't argue that modems don't have jaws, or you're next.
Facts
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Mr. T while Mr. T simultaneously punched him in the stomach. The result was the 80's.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' Fist
- Chuck norris has a house that is, in fact, round.
External Links
Here are some more Chuck Norris Facts.
