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*"Is she prettier than me?" | *"Is she prettier than me?" | ||
| − | + | ** Correct Answer: "What? Who? I was admiring you and didn't notice" | |
| + | ** Multiple Wrong Answers: "Oh yeah!", "What? Who? You mean that drop dead babe over there?", <silence> | ||
*"Do I look fat?" | *"Do I look fat?" | ||
| − | + | ** Correct Answer: You're pretty much screwed no matter what you say. Basically, you should run screaming away out of the room and later on tell her you were attacked by killer bees. If she repeats the question, keep going through animal attacks until you get to Zebras. | |
| − | *"If you could date anyone, who would you date" | + | ** Multiple Wronger Answers: "No", "Yes", "Shut up, fatty" |
| − | + | *If you could date anyone, who would you date" | |
| + | ** Multiple Correct Answers: "No one" or naming the cutest (as in youngest legal person) or least possible dateable person (if they have a boyfriend and live in Oregon, that helps), will sometimes be acceptable. This depends on the questioner however, so this should be avoided unless you know what you're doing. | ||
Latest revision as of 14:05, 14 July 2006
A test performed by girlfriends on their boyfriends to see if they are paying attention or to make sure they still find them attractive.
Conversely, a test performed by girls on a guy that, although not their boyfriend, still apparently has to answer correctly. This doesn't have to strictly be attractiveness and can also include questions such as:
- "Is she prettier than me?"
- Correct Answer: "What? Who? I was admiring you and didn't notice"
- Multiple Wrong Answers: "Oh yeah!", "What? Who? You mean that drop dead babe over there?", <silence>
- "Do I look fat?"
- Correct Answer: You're pretty much screwed no matter what you say. Basically, you should run screaming away out of the room and later on tell her you were attacked by killer bees. If she repeats the question, keep going through animal attacks until you get to Zebras.
- Multiple Wronger Answers: "No", "Yes", "Shut up, fatty"
- If you could date anyone, who would you date"
- Multiple Correct Answers: "No one" or naming the cutest (as in youngest legal person) or least possible dateable person (if they have a boyfriend and live in Oregon, that helps), will sometimes be acceptable. This depends on the questioner however, so this should be avoided unless you know what you're doing.
