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===Fun Facts===
 
===Fun Facts===
 
*He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
 
*He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
*Chris is a poo-poo meanie-head.
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*Chris is an awesome fellow.
 
*Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his sister, mom, or [[Amber]].
 
*Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his sister, mom, or [[Amber]].
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*Likes chinese food, but unfortunately chinese food has never liked him
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*If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
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*If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus's are exstinced)

Revision as of 11:52, 3 April 2006

Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.

Fun Facts

  • He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
  • Chris is an awesome fellow.
  • Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sister, mom, or Amber.
  • Likes chinese food, but unfortunately chinese food has never liked him
  • If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
  • If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus's are exstinced)
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