Difference between revisions of "Chris"
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Revision as of 13:27, 3 April 2006
Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
Fun Facts
- He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
- Chris is an awesome fellow.
- Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sister, mom, or Amber.
- Likes chinese food, but unfortunately chinese food has never liked him
- If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
- If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus' are extinct)
