Difference between revisions of "Chris"
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*He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay. | *He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay. | ||
*Chris is an awesome fellow. | *Chris is an awesome fellow. | ||
| − | *Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his | + | *Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his [[sis]], mom, or [[Amber]]. |
*Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him | *Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him | ||
*If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool. | *If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool. | ||
*If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct) | *If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct) | ||
*Is a [[Dumb slut]] | *Is a [[Dumb slut]] | ||
Revision as of 22:04, 3 April 2006
Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
Fun Facts
- He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
- Chris is an awesome fellow.
- Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sis, mom, or Amber.
- Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him
- If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
- If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus' are extinct)
- Is a Dumb slut
