Tea Bag
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A bag that holds tea, just dunk it in a cup of hot water. Not to be confused with sticking your balls in someone's mouth when they are asleep.
The Original Rim Job
E-T-Bagging is not new nor is it original. People have been t-baggin it for centuries, but did you know...?
- Before it was called t-bagging it was called a rim-job
- Now a rim-job is licking the anus of your partner in fantasy sex-crime
- The term t-bagging was made popular by Samuel Clemens through his novel A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
- One must read this novel to truly understand what he meant by t-baggin it
- Samuel Clemens had no idea that this quotable phrase would ever turn into a sexual inuendo.
- Samuel Clemens also didn't realize that he was a homosexual!
- Tea-bagging is one of the oldest Swedish past-times
- And in some Native American cultures Tea-bagging actually involves some sort of tobacco and deer feces