Chris

Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.

Fun Facts

• He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
• Chris is an awesome fellow.
• Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sis, mom, or Amber.
• Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him
• If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
• If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus' are extinct)
• Is a Dumb slut