Chris
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Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
Fun Facts
- He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
- Chris is a poo-poo meanie-head.