Rolling box of death
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Even though it's a box with flat sides, it has the power to roll around and subsequently cause death. Some people speculate that it isn't an SAV at all, but it happens to be Chuck Norris lying in wait to strike. No one has confirmed this because whoever has opened the box has met an untimely death by a round house kick. Coincidence?