Tammy

Tammy (born June 23, 1987) -- She doesn't have a birthday on Facebook...

She's crazy! And a free spirit. Yeah, a real leprechaun, that one. And a mean drunk!

Fun Facts

• Her last name is impossible to pronounce unless you cut out your tongue and gargle shards of glass. Only one person has ever attempted this. He or she (nothing is known about his or her prior life) was instantly transformed into Tammy.
• Tammy spelled backwards is Ymmat. Coincidentally, this word means "Tammy" in Fallafdsiisakkl.
• Tammy was once warshipped by Aboriginal Australians. No, that is not a typo, they dropped a boat on her. This was the inspiration for the movie "Titanic".
• Likes to high five.
• Is a Klepto.
• Tells John to shut up a lot and physically abuses him.
• Just starts counting when she's stressed out... really freaky
• Borrows money a lot
• Tells people that bother her to go kill themselves. For some reason, this is generally very comical.