Brandon

The Man

Creative genius or really really bored guy. You be the judge.

The Myth

He has two heads! One is named Bert. And he's an alien.

The Legend

He once received a pack of permanent markers for Christmas and used them all dry in under a day.

Quotable Quotes

• If I were a hotdog would you eat me?
• Honestly would you?
• Good cause if you didn't I would bite your ear off!
• Question God?
• "The hardest thing about dodging death is knowing that you may never see the light of day"