Boba Tea
The Mystery
Any idea what those things are on the bottom of the cup? Phil thought they were just fruit snacks at first, but Rob knew better. These little "pearls" are in reality tapioca! Amber is deathly allergic, but can drink the tea somehow, feeling no remorse for giving a few of her friends a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Also if you would like a sample of the tea don't have anyone named Theresa around to try a sample first, or she'll drink the whole thing.
Safety Precautions
Luckily these delectable drinks come equipped with straws wide enough for tapioca balls to fit in them. While drinking quickly please be careful to not choke on a river of these "pearls". Unlike Amber, if you are allergic to tapioca stay away from this drink and let the professions handle things.
Fun Facts
- Not to be confused with bubble tea which always seems sub-par
- Can also be used as a new type of spit ball
- "Pearls" adhere to shirts and other loose fitting clothing
- Comes in every flavor you would want
