Bumper stickers

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It is common knowledge that the more bumper stickers on a persons car, the bigger their penis (and subsequently their e-penis).

Like John, Demetri Martin also likes bumper stickers, he thinks "they are like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'"

Bumper stickers on the SAV

  • Killer Ninja Coding Monkies DO Exist
  • Got Brains?
  • How do you think you can operate a car if you can't even operate the turn signals
  • Under Republicans it's man vs. man. Under Democrats it's the other way around.
  • Question Reality

Questions about bumper stickers

  • Why are there bumper stickers in the first place?
  • Why isn't there a bumper sticker that says douche bag
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