Elizabeth

Pedophile (prefers boys that are at least 3 years younger than she is). She also likes midgets. A lot.

Aliases

• ERP
• Baby Bethy
• Elizabeth Rose Althea Gabrielle Ponstingl
• Hey, you
• Pedofriend
• Aliases containing the word "Slut"
  
  • Hot Tub Slut
  • Back Seat Slut
  • Slut
  • Billiard Slut

Fun Facts

• Likes to write certain kinds of "stories" and aspires to write a whole "novel."
• Likes to go skinny dipping and get freaky in the hot tub.
• Talks like a 12 year old AOLer on the Robipedia and on AIM.
• Gives Phil free wonton soup (when she doesn't want it anyways).

Quotes

• "Should I turn around?" ... "Not here!![on the highway]" ... "Can I just go in reverse??"