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*To make better by adding bacon. "I'll take a cheeseburger, and can you <i>jake</i> that for me." | *To make better by adding bacon. "I'll take a cheeseburger, and can you <i>jake</i> that for me." | ||
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| + | ==The Man== | ||
| + | Jake was formed from the milk of a goat, elderberries, and a lock of rumplestiltskins chin hair. Although no one is quite certain how any of these materials could make a person, but one this is for sure...that Jake has a beard. I had the recent chance to talk to Jake and it was quite interesting. | ||
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| + | Me:"Thank you for taking the time to talk with me." | ||
| + | Jake:"Who are you?" | ||
| + | Me:"What is your political stance as far as The Retard Rearing Republicans and The Dickless Drooling Democrats?" | ||
| + | Jake:"How did you get into my house?" | ||
| + | Me:"The door was open...Are you trying to avoid the question?" | ||
| + | Jake:"I should probably call the police!" | ||
| + | Me:"Indeed you shall, but let me ask you a real question. How does milk, berries, and hair from a mythical legend create a person such as yourself?" | ||
| + | Jake:"What? They can't! This is dumb! Get the heck out of my house ya bastard!" | ||
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| + | Although I did not get the answers I was searching for I did get laid by his supposed mom. Just remember Jacob your house is always open.......and I know where you live. | ||
Revision as of 16:26, 20 April 2006
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adj.
Slang - Suitable or satisfactory; fine.
noun
Jacob Benjamin Hench (born June 23, 1983)
- A friendly human to be greeted regularly, the elusive Jake is sometimes misunderstood to be crazy. There is also a possibility that he is under the control of Jake's Beard, though evidence for this is still under consideration.
- A prohibition legal alcohol which leads to such fun things as Jake leg and the ever popular Jake walk.
verb
- To make better by adding bacon. "I'll take a cheeseburger, and can you jake that for me."
The Man
Jake was formed from the milk of a goat, elderberries, and a lock of rumplestiltskins chin hair. Although no one is quite certain how any of these materials could make a person, but one this is for sure...that Jake has a beard. I had the recent chance to talk to Jake and it was quite interesting.
Me:"Thank you for taking the time to talk with me." Jake:"Who are you?" Me:"What is your political stance as far as The Retard Rearing Republicans and The Dickless Drooling Democrats?" Jake:"How did you get into my house?" Me:"The door was open...Are you trying to avoid the question?" Jake:"I should probably call the police!" Me:"Indeed you shall, but let me ask you a real question. How does milk, berries, and hair from a mythical legend create a person such as yourself?" Jake:"What? They can't! This is dumb! Get the heck out of my house ya bastard!"
Although I did not get the answers I was searching for I did get laid by his supposed mom. Just remember Jacob your house is always open.......and I know where you live.
