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| − | Jake was formed from the milk of a goat, elderberries, and a lock of rumplestiltskins chin hair. Although no one is quite certain how any of these materials could make a person, one | + | Jake was formed from the milk of a goat, elderberries, and a lock of rumplestiltskins chin hair. Although no one is quite certain how any of these materials could make a person, one thing is for sure...that Jake has a beard. I had the recent chance to talk to Jake and it was quite interesting. |
*Me:"Thank you for taking the time to talk with me." | *Me:"Thank you for taking the time to talk with me." | ||
Revision as of 16:29, 20 April 2006
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adj.
Slang - Suitable or satisfactory; fine.
noun
Jacob Benjamin Hench (born June 23, 1983)
- A friendly human to be greeted regularly, the elusive Jake is sometimes misunderstood to be crazy. There is also a possibility that he is under the control of Jake's Beard, though evidence for this is still under consideration.
- A prohibition legal alcohol which leads to such fun things as Jake leg and the ever popular Jake walk.
verb
- To make better by adding bacon. "I'll take a cheeseburger, and can you jake that for me."
The Man
Jake was formed from the milk of a goat, elderberries, and a lock of rumplestiltskins chin hair. Although no one is quite certain how any of these materials could make a person, one thing is for sure...that Jake has a beard. I had the recent chance to talk to Jake and it was quite interesting.
- Me:"Thank you for taking the time to talk with me."
- Jake:"Who are you?"
- Me:"What is your political stance as far as The Retard Rearing Republicans and The Dickless Drooling Democrats?"
- Jake:"How did you get into my house?"
- Me:"The door was open...Are you trying to avoid the question?"
- Jake:"I should probably call the police!"
- Me:"Indeed you shall, but let me ask you a real question. How does milk, berries, and hair from a mythical legend create a person such as yourself?"
- Jake:"What? They can't! This is dumb! Get the heck out of my house ya bastard!"
Although I did not get the answers I was searching for I did get laid by his supposed mom. Just remember Jacob your house is always open.......and I know where you live.
