Pirate
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Equally as bad-assed as ninjas. The coming pirate-ninja war is said to bring about the end of the world -- see Signs of the Apocalypse.
Pirates of a different type are fighting a continued war with the RIAA, for which purpose they have formed the official pirate party... ARRRRRRRRRR!!
'P' is for Pirate in Maddox's, "The Alphabet of Manliness."
