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2.) A man named [[Zach Binder]] will grow a [[Phallus]]. | 2.) A man named [[Zach Binder]] will grow a [[Phallus]]. | ||
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4.) Noel's baby's daddy will learn how to park. | 4.) Noel's baby's daddy will learn how to park. | ||
Revision as of 13:10, 21 May 2006
Many of the Robipedia scholors have been working together with the Johnipedia experts to determine the 7 Signs of the Apocalypse. These two sources have been greatly analyzing the findings of The Church of Johnarianism. The secrets of each of the texts that have been unearthed are hidden within different complex codes. They have come to realize that there are 7 signs but have only managed to learn 5 of the signs. Unfortunately, they have no idea where on the list these signs rank, so they have been placed in the order by which they were found:
1.) A man named Nathan Paul Rash will find a real girlfriend.
2.) A man named Zach Binder will grow a Phallus.
3.) Elizabeth suffers an immaculate conception.
4.) Noel's baby's daddy will learn how to park.
5.) Steve will turn anti-Microsoft (The Apocalypse is very close)
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