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'''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]])
 
'''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]])
  
Please feel free to attend '''X MAN Three''' for her Birthday at Hoytes at 7pm on 05/26/2006. Apparently there is only one X man in the entire film.
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Was once pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State, but had to switch majors due to difficulty in YWN 231.  She briefly considered becoming a dramologist (so people know when to bring umbrellas for drama), but has since decided against it. She is currently on track for a BS in Meeting People at the Corner with a minor in Women's Studies, and is considering pursuing a masters degree also.
  
Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.
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==Fun Facts==
 
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===Fun Facts===
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*Will never make out with [[Beth]] no matter how much [[John]] wants them to.
 
*Will never make out with [[Beth]] no matter how much [[John]] wants them to.
 
*An expert at walking.
 
*An expert at walking.
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*Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
 
*Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
 
*Browses the web with [[Foxfire]], developed by [[Zillamo]].
 
*Browses the web with [[Foxfire]], developed by [[Zillamo]].
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*Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject).
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*Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
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*Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st
  
== Less Known Facts ==
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== Lesser Known Facts ==
  
 
*Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
 
*Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
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*A more horrible drug user
 
*A more horrible drug user
 
*She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby)
 
*She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby)
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*She likes to meet people at the corner
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*She gets attacked by polar bears.
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*Injures herself often (by accident)
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*Supports the one month limit
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==Quotes==
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*"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
 
*"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
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*"Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
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*"You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on [[Maryland]] ID).
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*"welim off to get my fleash!"
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==Made-Up Words==
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*fleash - a leash for a fish
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*welim - a contraction for "well, I'm"
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*bathroomical - of or relating to a lavatory

Latest revision as of 20:20, 23 July 2009

Theresa is part duck.

Theresa (born May 26, 1986)

Was once pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State, but had to switch majors due to difficulty in YWN 231. She briefly considered becoming a dramologist (so people know when to bring umbrellas for drama), but has since decided against it. She is currently on track for a BS in Meeting People at the Corner with a minor in Women's Studies, and is considering pursuing a masters degree also.

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[edit] Fun Facts

  • Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
  • An expert at walking.
  • Never gets drunk... ever.
  • Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
  • Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.
  • Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject).
  • Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
  • Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st

[edit] Lesser Known Facts

  • Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
  • She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
  • Always late for class
  • A horrible student
  • A more horrible drug user
  • She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
  • She likes to meet people at the corner
  • She gets attacked by polar bears.
  • Injures herself often (by accident)
  • Supports the one month limit

[edit] Quotes

  • "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
  • "Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
  • "You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on Maryland ID).
  • "welim off to get my fleash!"

[edit] Made-Up Words

  • fleash - a leash for a fish
  • welim - a contraction for "well, I'm"
  • bathroomical - of or relating to a lavatory
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