Theresa

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Theresa (born May 26, 1986)

Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.

Fun Facts

  • Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
  • An expert at walking.
  • Never gets drunk... ever.
  • Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
  • Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.
  • Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject).
  • Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
  • Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st

Lesser Known Facts

  • Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
  • She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
  • Always late for class
  • A horrible student
  • A more horrible drug user
  • She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
  • She likes to meet people at the corner
  • She gets attacked by polar bears.
  • Injures herself often (by accident)
  • Supports the one month limit

Quotes

  • "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
  • "Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
  • "You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on Maryland ID).
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