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This is a list of warning signs of CW to be avoided.  For those of you unfamiliar with CW, it is none of your concern.  For the reason of simplicity, the insanity level of CW this guide is meant to avoid is higher then the typical insanity level of that group of people.
 
This is a list of warning signs of CW to be avoided.  For those of you unfamiliar with CW, it is none of your concern.  For the reason of simplicity, the insanity level of CW this guide is meant to avoid is higher then the typical insanity level of that group of people.
1. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder Borderline Personality Disorder] - This is the worst type of CW, avoid at all costs.  Look for the PRAISE symptoms.
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2. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder Histrionic Personality Disorder] - This is the second worst type of CW, should also be avoided.  Look for the PRAISE ME symptoms.
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# [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder Borderline Personality Disorder] - This is the worst type of CW, avoid at all costs.  Look for the PRAISE symptoms.
3. They frequently use the phrase "I need to be selfish right now".
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# [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder Histrionic Personality Disorder] - This is the second worst type of CW, should also be avoided.  Look for the PRAISE ME symptoms.
4. She goes through a new guy every week.  You may think you're different though.  Well, you're wrong.
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# They frequently use the phrase "I need to be selfish right now".
5. Avoid the rebound, so if she just came out of a relationship, give them time to let the rebound effect to wear off, then reevaluate.
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# She goes through a new guy every week.  You may think you're different though.  Well, you're wrong.
6. Low Self Esteem is a definate issue, but not to be confused with modesty and/or the occasional [[boyfriend test]].
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# Avoid the rebound, so if she just came out of a relationship, give them time to let the rebound effect to wear off, then reevaluate.
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# Low Self Esteem is a definate issue, but not to be confused with modesty and/or the occasional [[boyfriend test]].

Latest revision as of 16:47, 12 July 2006

This is a list of warning signs of CW to be avoided. For those of you unfamiliar with CW, it is none of your concern. For the reason of simplicity, the insanity level of CW this guide is meant to avoid is higher then the typical insanity level of that group of people.

  1. Borderline Personality Disorder - This is the worst type of CW, avoid at all costs. Look for the PRAISE symptoms.
  2. Histrionic Personality Disorder - This is the second worst type of CW, should also be avoided. Look for the PRAISE ME symptoms.
  3. They frequently use the phrase "I need to be selfish right now".
  4. She goes through a new guy every week. You may think you're different though. Well, you're wrong.
  5. Avoid the rebound, so if she just came out of a relationship, give them time to let the rebound effect to wear off, then reevaluate.
  6. Low Self Esteem is a definate issue, but not to be confused with modesty and/or the occasional boyfriend test.
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