Woo Chong
The Most Beloved Asian
Woo Chong is like no other Asian you or I have ever encountered. In fact Woo Chong is the most beloved asian of all time. Woo's quest has been a long somewhat useless one. He has sworn his allegiance to the white man and has tried to show all of his asian brothers that being a slave is not so bad. Woo states that, "If my asian brothers wanted to leave the sweatshops, then they could leave, otherwise they should shut there moouths and thank the white man for all they have done." Recently Woo has started a band to acknowledge his almost failed cause. The band is called Whites Love Woo and it is a hardcore mathcore cocktail japanese american punk/ska band. In a fake Japanese American dialect Woo had this to say about his band, "we are rery rery good. Music is rike rery good Eric Clapton meet Slipknot meet Reel Big Fish." Afterwords Woo began to laugh because he thought it was extremely funny. He will continue to believe that whites truly are superior to all other nations. Because of Woo's theory he will be forever loved just like O.J. Simpson.
