Erection
From Army of Gnomes Wiki
An entry for this really shouldn't be necessary. But just in case...
When a man loves a woman very much, or at least finds her attractive, or if she's ugly and he's really desperate, or if she's ugly and he's had a lot to drink, a man's phallus will grow as blood flows through this. Long story short, he uses it to plow her.
Fun Facts
- Something that Zach has never had
- Also known as the Hard Shaft!
- Wood is its nickname
- Something that Zach has too often around caged animals
- John often has a massive one and doesn't know what to do with it.
