Rob
From Army of Gnomes Wiki
Robert Lee Stern (born April 17, 1983)
Recent College Graduate (Honestly!)
He's this guy who does stuff with us. And if he says he likes Keira Knightly (Natalie Portman?) one more time... It won't just be stairs.
It'll probably be baseball bats. But hey, it might be worth it for Keira...
Everybody likes Keira Knightly, fool. --Alyssa 23:22, 16 March 2006 (EST)
And boys, he swallows (souls).
Rob sucks.
Once celebrated his 25th birthday by renting a car and driving to the North Pole. He's still ignoring the rental agency's calls.
Aliases
- Hussy
- Bobert
- Raub Daub
- Rob Bob
Quotes
- "Fear the Uterus"