Theresa
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Was once pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State, but had to switch majors due to difficulty in YWN 231. She briefly considered becoming a dramologist (so people know when to bring umbrellas for drama), but has since decided against it. She is currently on track for a BS in Meeting People at the Corner with a minor in Women's Studies, and is considering pursuing a masters degree also.
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Fun Facts
- Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
- An expert at walking.
- Never gets drunk... ever.
- Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
- Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.
- Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject).
- Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
- Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st
Lesser Known Facts
- Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
- She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
- Always late for class
- A horrible student
- A more horrible drug user
- She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
- She likes to meet people at the corner
- She gets attacked by polar bears.
- Injures herself often (by accident)
- Supports the one month limit
Quotes
- "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
- "Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
- "You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on Maryland ID).
- "welim off to get my fleash!"
Made-Up Words
- fleash - a leash for a fish
- welim - a contraction for "well, I'm"
- bathroomical - of or relating to a lavatory
