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It is common knowledge that the more bumper stickers on a persons car, the smaller their penis (and subsequently their e-penis).
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It is common knowledge that the more bumper stickers on a persons car, the bigger their penis (and subsequently their e-penis).
  
Like [[John]], Demetri Martin also likes bumber stickers, he thinks "they are like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'"
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Like [[John]], Demetri Martin also likes bumper stickers, he thinks "they are like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'"
  
 
==Bumper stickers on the [[SAV]]==
 
==Bumper stickers on the [[SAV]]==
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*Under [[Republicans]] it's man vs. man.  Under [[Democrats]] it's the other way around.
 
*Under [[Republicans]] it's man vs. man.  Under [[Democrats]] it's the other way around.
 
*Question Reality
 
*Question Reality
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== Questions about bumper stickers ==
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*Why are there bumper stickers in the first place?
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*Why isn't there a bumper sticker that says [[Zach|douche bag]]

Latest revision as of 14:53, 6 April 2006

It is common knowledge that the more bumper stickers on a persons car, the bigger their penis (and subsequently their e-penis).

Like John, Demetri Martin also likes bumper stickers, he thinks "they are like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'"

[edit] Bumper stickers on the SAV

  • Killer Ninja Coding Monkies DO Exist
  • Got Brains?
  • How do you think you can operate a car if you can't even operate the turn signals
  • Under Republicans it's man vs. man. Under Democrats it's the other way around.
  • Question Reality

[edit] Questions about bumper stickers

  • Why are there bumper stickers in the first place?
  • Why isn't there a bumper sticker that says douche bag
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