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| + | '''Christopher J (is it jay?) Meyers''' would have been born [[December 7]], [[1984]]; if he existed. | ||
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Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply. | Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply. | ||
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| + | Chris Meyers hosted a short-lived television program, [[Chris Meyer's Magical Rainbow Hour]], that aired only in Japan. | ||
===Fun Facts=== | ===Fun Facts=== | ||
| + | *If you fuck his shit up bad, he will slap you with [[Chris Meyers' Left Hand|his left hand]]. | ||
*He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay. | *He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay. | ||
*Chris is an awesome fellow. | *Chris is an awesome fellow. | ||
| − | *Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his | + | *Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his [[sis]], mom, or [[Amber]]. |
*Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him | *Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him | ||
*If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool. | *If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool. | ||
*If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct) | *If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct) | ||
| − | *Is a [[Dumb slut]] | + | *Is a [[Zach|Dumb slut]] |
| + | *Jesus Christ believes in Chris | ||
| + | *Chris believes that someone is watching him, but he is pretty sure that it didn't die for his sins let alone die at all. | ||
| + | *He seems to enjoy wearing pink ties. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:06, 15 May 2006
Christopher J (is it jay?) Meyers would have been born December 7, 1984; if he existed.
Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
Chris Meyers hosted a short-lived television program, Chris Meyer's Magical Rainbow Hour, that aired only in Japan.
[edit] Fun Facts
- If you fuck his shit up bad, he will slap you with his left hand.
- He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
- Chris is an awesome fellow.
- Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sis, mom, or Amber.
- Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him
- If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
- If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus' are extinct)
- Is a Dumb slut
- Jesus Christ believes in Chris
- Chris believes that someone is watching him, but he is pretty sure that it didn't die for his sins let alone die at all.
- He seems to enjoy wearing pink ties.
