Difference between revisions of "Theresa"
From Army of Gnomes Wiki
Oh Shazbot! (Talk | contribs) m |
|||
| (36 intermediate revisions by 14 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | + | [[image:Theresabeak.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Theresa is part duck.]] | |
| + | '''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]]) | ||
| − | + | Was once pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State, but had to switch majors due to difficulty in YWN 231. She briefly considered becoming a dramologist (so people know when to bring umbrellas for drama), but has since decided against it. She is currently on track for a BS in Meeting People at the Corner with a minor in Women's Studies, and is considering pursuing a masters degree also. | |
| − | Will never make out with [[Beth]] no matter how much [[John]] wants them to. | + | |
| − | An expert at walking. | + | ==Fun Facts== |
| + | *Will never make out with [[Beth]] no matter how much [[John]] wants them to. | ||
| + | *An expert at walking. | ||
| + | *Never gets drunk... ever. | ||
| + | *Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop. | ||
| + | *Browses the web with [[Foxfire]], developed by [[Zillamo]]. | ||
| + | *Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject). | ||
| + | *Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret | ||
| + | *Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Lesser Known Facts == | ||
| + | |||
| + | *Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying | ||
| + | *She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho | ||
| + | *Always late for class | ||
| + | *A horrible student | ||
| + | *A more horrible drug user | ||
| + | *She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby) | ||
| + | *She likes to meet people at the corner | ||
| + | *She gets attacked by polar bears. | ||
| + | *Injures herself often (by accident) | ||
| + | *Supports the one month limit | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | |||
| + | *"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile" | ||
| + | *"Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults) | ||
| + | *"You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on [[Maryland]] ID). | ||
| + | *"welim off to get my fleash!" | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Made-Up Words== | ||
| + | |||
| + | *fleash - a leash for a fish | ||
| + | *welim - a contraction for "well, I'm" | ||
| + | *bathroomical - of or relating to a lavatory | ||
Latest revision as of 19:20, 23 July 2009
Was once pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State, but had to switch majors due to difficulty in YWN 231. She briefly considered becoming a dramologist (so people know when to bring umbrellas for drama), but has since decided against it. She is currently on track for a BS in Meeting People at the Corner with a minor in Women's Studies, and is considering pursuing a masters degree also.
Contents |
[edit] Fun Facts
- Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
- An expert at walking.
- Never gets drunk... ever.
- Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
- Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.
- Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject).
- Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
- Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st
[edit] Lesser Known Facts
- Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
- She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
- Always late for class
- A horrible student
- A more horrible drug user
- She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
- She likes to meet people at the corner
- She gets attacked by polar bears.
- Injures herself often (by accident)
- Supports the one month limit
[edit] Quotes
- "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
- "Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
- "You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on Maryland ID).
- "welim off to get my fleash!"
[edit] Made-Up Words
- fleash - a leash for a fish
- welim - a contraction for "well, I'm"
- bathroomical - of or relating to a lavatory
