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'''Robert Lee Stern''' (born [[April 17]], [[1983]]) | '''Robert Lee Stern''' (born [[April 17]], [[1983]]) | ||
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+ | Recent College Graduate (Honestly!) | ||
He's this guy who does stuff with us. | He's this guy who does stuff with us. | ||
− | And if he says he likes [[Keira Knightly]] ([[ | + | And if he says he likes [[Keira Knightly]] ([[Natalie Portman]]?) one more time... |
It won't just be stairs. | It won't just be stairs. | ||
+ | It'll probably be [[baseball bats]]. But hey, it might be worth it for Keira... | ||
Everybody likes [[Keira Knightly]], [[fool]]. | Everybody likes [[Keira Knightly]], [[fool]]. | ||
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And boys, he swallows ([[Soul|souls]]). | And boys, he swallows ([[Soul|souls]]). | ||
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+ | Rob sucks. | ||
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+ | Once celebrated his 25th birthday by renting a car and driving to the North Pole. He's still ignoring the rental agency's calls. | ||
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+ | ==Aliases== | ||
+ | *Hussy | ||
+ | *Bobert | ||
+ | *Raub Daub | ||
+ | *Rob Bob | ||
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+ | ==Quotes== | ||
+ | *"Fear the Uterus" | ||
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+ | ==References== | ||
+ | [http://mixmastabinder.googlepages.com Zach's Homepage] |
Latest revision as of 11:53, 17 April 2007
Robert Lee Stern (born April 17, 1983)
Recent College Graduate (Honestly!)
He's this guy who does stuff with us. And if he says he likes Keira Knightly (Natalie Portman?) one more time... It won't just be stairs.
It'll probably be baseball bats. But hey, it might be worth it for Keira...
Everybody likes Keira Knightly, fool. --Alyssa 23:22, 16 March 2006 (EST)
And boys, he swallows (souls).
Rob sucks.
Once celebrated his 25th birthday by renting a car and driving to the North Pole. He's still ignoring the rental agency's calls.
[edit] Aliases
- Hussy
- Bobert
- Raub Daub
- Rob Bob
[edit] Quotes
- "Fear the Uterus"