Difference between revisions of "Chris"
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*If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct) | *If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct) | ||
| − | *Is a [[Dumb slut]] | + | *Is a [[Zach|Dumb slut]] |
| + | *Jesus Christ believes in Chris | ||
| + | *Chris believes that someone is watching him, but he is pretty sure that it didn't die for his sins let alone die at all. | ||
Revision as of 15:02, 6 April 2006
Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
Fun Facts
- He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
- Chris is an awesome fellow.
- Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sis, mom, or Amber.
- Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him
- If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
- If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus' are extinct)
- Is a Dumb slut
- Jesus Christ believes in Chris
- Chris believes that someone is watching him, but he is pretty sure that it didn't die for his sins let alone die at all.
