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'''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]])
 
'''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]])
  
    Please feel free to attend '''X MAN Three''' for her Birthday at  
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Please feel free to attend '''X MAN Three''' for her Birthday at Hoytes at 7pm on 05/26/2006. Apparently there is only one X man in the entire film.
    Hoytes at 7pm on 05/26/2006. Apparently there is only one X man in  
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    the entire film.
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Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.
 
Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.

Revision as of 23:48, 26 May 2006

Theresa (born May 26, 1986)

Please feel free to attend X MAN Three for her Birthday at Hoytes at 7pm on 05/26/2006. Apparently there is only one X man in the entire film.

Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.

Fun Facts

  • Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
  • An expert at walking.
  • Never gets drunk... ever.
  • Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
  • Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.

Less Known Facts

  • Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
  • She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
  • Always late for class
  • A horrible student
  • A more horrible drug user
  • She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
  • "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
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