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*A more horrible drug user
 
*A more horrible drug user
 
*She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby)
 
*She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby)
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
  
 
*"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
 
*"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"

Revision as of 09:52, 27 May 2006

Theresa (born May 26, 1986)

Please feel free to attend X MAN Three for her Birthday at Hoytes at 7pm on 05/26/2006. Apparently there is only one X man in the entire film.

Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.

Fun Facts

  • Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
  • An expert at walking.
  • Never gets drunk... ever.
  • Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
  • Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.

Lesser Known Facts

  • Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
  • She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
  • Always late for class
  • A horrible student
  • A more horrible drug user
  • She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)

Quotes

  • "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
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