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| − | + | '''Theresa''' (born [[May 26]], [[1986]]) | |
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| + | Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State. | ||
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| + | ==Fun Facts== | ||
| + | *Will never make out with [[Beth]] no matter how much [[John]] wants them to. | ||
| + | *An expert at walking. | ||
| + | *Never gets drunk... ever. | ||
| + | *Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop. | ||
| + | *Browses the web with [[Foxfire]], developed by [[Zillamo]]. | ||
| + | *Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret | ||
| + | *Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st | ||
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| + | == Lesser Known Facts == | ||
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| + | *Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying | ||
| + | *She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho | ||
| + | *Always late for class | ||
| + | *A horrible student | ||
| + | *A more horrible drug user | ||
| + | *She is pregnant (with [[Beth]]'s baby) | ||
| + | *She likes to meet people at the corner | ||
| + | *Injures herself often (by accident) | ||
| + | *Supports the one month limit | ||
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| + | ==Quotes== | ||
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| + | *"Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile" | ||
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| + | *"Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults) | ||
Revision as of 15:50, 5 November 2006
Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.
Fun Facts
- Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
- An expert at walking.
- Never gets drunk... ever.
- Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
- Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.
- Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
- Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st
Lesser Known Facts
- Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
- She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
- Always late for class
- A horrible student
- A more horrible drug user
- She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
- She likes to meet people at the corner
- Injures herself often (by accident)
- Supports the one month limit
Quotes
- "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
- "Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
