Zach

Zach
A.K.A. Red Headed Step-Child

Fun Facts

• The only one using this wiki that knows what a period is.
• Is going to kill John Vines because he deleted the period from the end of the previous fact.
• Zach was never a baby, he is a wooden puppet that was given life by a poor, Jewish dirtfarmer.
• Hobbies include glue sniffing (prefers Elmer's) and chive smoking.
• Steals chairs.
• Likes to pound.
• Has the ability to sense when you're about to get offline, and likes to start an AIM conversation at that moment.
• Is a source of error, sometimes an even bigger one then Phil.