Haas
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A.K.A. Haasinater: Name given by Jenn's Maine friends
The unabtrusive man who sits in the back of the room with quite, knowing eyes, watching the comings and goings of all the ignorant people that are unaware their petty lives will one day be controlled and governed by this container of all that is awesome. Bow down before The Nerd, for he shall one day rule all of your asses. Should you ever doubt his greatness, just remember that he is better than all of you. Combined.
Fun Facts
- Knows most of the people on this site through his good friend Phil.
- Spends 80, no more like 98% of his life on a computer.
- Is addicted to the Internet.
- Also has a cute friend named Amber.
- Thinks Zach is a bastard and should go die.
- Owner of www.HaasTek.com and www.HaasTek.net.
