Theresa

Theresa (born May 26, 1986)

   Please feel free to attend X MAN Three for her Birthday at 
   Hoytes at 7pm on 05/26/2006. Apparently there is only one X man in 
   the film.

Currently pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State.

Fun Facts

• Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
• An expert at walking.
• Never gets drunk... ever.
• Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
• Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.

Less Known Facts

• Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
• She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
• Always late for class
• A horrible student
• A more horrible drug user
• She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
• "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"