Haiku War

Lore

Along came a bird; tweeted all day long she did; A web idea!

A wonderful site; Curious about your friends? Look, updates galore!

Normal posts are lame! Syllabled lines of all kind; Who started it all?

A Man of legend, Rob or John mayhap did start? Or was it twin Beth?

End of May was start; How long will this go on for? Who will be victor?

Many join the fray; All is fair in love and war; Haiku is reborn!

Unordered this be; The gods play no favorites; All fight to the death!

Beth the twin competes; Bunny and kitten attack! Has smithed in Spanish.

Rob the gnome ruler; Only one backed by army. Can type Japanese.

Lo Phil the joker; Boasts a picture of himself. Comedic relief.

John the panda king; Tried to disqualify Rob. Let him slide this time...

Steve fan of Star Wars; Admitted Nascar fan boy. Wonders about rules.

Anymore takers? Craft your own haiku you must. Get to the chopper!

Some have talked of rules; Phil wants a Rulemeister now. Who will craft our rules?