Zach
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Zach
A.K.A. Red Headed Step-Child
Fun Facts
- .The only one using this wiki that knows what a period is
- Is going to kill John Vines because he deleted the period from the end of the previous fact.
- Zach was never a baby, he is a wooden puppet that was given life by a poor, Jewish dirtfarmer.
- Hobbies include glue sniffing (prefers Elmer's) and chive smoking.
- Steals chairs.
- Likes to pound.
- Has the ability to sense when you're about to get offline, and likes to start an AIM conversation at that moment.
- Is a source of error, sometimes an even bigger one then Phil.
- His password is NOT "Ihateyoumommy".