Zach

.The only one using this wiki that knows what a period is
Is going to kill John Vines because he deleted the period from the end of the previous fact.
Zach was never a baby, he is a wooden puppet that was given life by a poor, Jewish dirtfarmer.
Hobbies include glue sniffing (prefers Elmer's) and chive smoking.
Steals chairs.
Likes to pound.
Has the ability to sense when you're about to get offline, and likes to start an AIM conversation at that moment.
Is a source of error, sometimes an even bigger one then Phil.
His password is NOT "Ihateyoumommy".