Leading causes of Male deaths

The majority of reasons men die, can be directly attributed to women. This list, pulled from Leading Causes of Death - Males - 2002, shows the top ten reasons men die.

All Races, Males - Percent*
1) Heart Disease - 28.4
2) Cancer - 24.1
3) Unintentional injuries - 5.8
4) Stroke - 5.2
5) Chronic lower respiratory diseases - 5.1
6) Diabetes - 2.9
7) Influenza and pneumonia - 2.4
8) Suicide - 2.1
9) Kidney disease - 1.6
10) Chronic liver disease - 1.5

Of these, only 2, 5, 6, 7, and 9 cannot be directly attributed to women (although they may play some as-of-yet undiscovered role).

1) Heart disease - is clearly the result of stress, caused directly by women. This results in men frequently being more at risk from heart attacks.

3) "Unintentional injuries" - As in, physical abuse inflicted upon men, by women. For more examples, see Rob or Becky.

4) Stroke - Once again, brought on by stress, caused by women.

8) Suicide - Do I even have to explain it?

10) Chronic liver disease - Women drive men to drink. Enough said.