Maurer (born May 15, 1985)
The person that has the great honor of living next to Phil. He also happens to be a man despite not being listed as such.
Fun Facts
- Maurer is the grandmaster of bonfires. They are so great that Theresa got very angry when she wasn't invited to the first one.
- Part of Maurer's yard actually belongs to Phil's parents
- It was once a very well guarded secret that his first name is actually Justin.