Theresa

Theresa is part duck.

Theresa (born May 26, 1986)

Was once pursuing a degree in Yawning and Stretching at Penn State, but had to switch majors due to difficulty in YWN 231. She briefly considered becoming a dramologist (so people know when to bring umbrellas for drama), but has since decided against it. She is currently on track for a BS in Meeting People at the Corner with a minor in Women's Studies, and is considering pursuing a masters degree also.

Fun Facts

• Will never make out with Beth no matter how much John wants them to.
• An expert at walking.
• Never gets drunk... ever.
• Gets ditched for the phone at the coffee shop.
• Browses the web with Foxfire, developed by Zillamo.
• Is convinced there is only one Xman (and can't figure out how to work Foxfire to do more research on the subject).
• Does girl push-ups at the gym, but tries to keep it a secret
• Treats every day as April Fools' Day, except for April 1st

Lesser Known Facts

• Did you know that when she is not yawning or stretching she is being annoying
• She loves to play tetris when she is not being a ho
• Always late for class
• A horrible student
• A more horrible drug user
• She is pregnant (with Beth's baby)
• She likes to meet people at the corner
• She gets attacked by polar bears.
• Injures herself often (by accident)
• Supports the one month limit

Quotes

• "Aww, look at the little kid... i'm not a pedophile"
• "Just Kidding!" "April Fools" (to cover up her stupidity or insults)
• "You have crabs. They even have to put it on your license!" (commenting on Maryland ID).
• "welim off to get my fleash!"

Made-Up Words

• fleash - a leash for a fish
• welim - a contraction for "well, I'm"
• bathroomical - of or relating to a lavatory