Bumper stickers
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It is common knowledge that the more bumper stickers on a persons car, the bigger their penis (and subsequently their e-penis).
Like John, Demetri Martin also likes bumper stickers, he thinks "they are like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'"
Bumper stickers on the SAV
- Killer Ninja Coding Monkies DO Exist
- Got Brains?
- How do you think you can operate a car if you can't even operate the turn signals
- Under Republicans it's man vs. man. Under Democrats it's the other way around.
- Question Reality
Questions about bumper stickers
- Why are there bumper stickers in the first place?
- Why isn't there a bumper sticker that says douche bag
