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Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception!
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'''Christopher J (is it jay?) Meyers''' would have been born [[December 7]], [[1984]]; if he existed.
  
===Fun Facts===
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Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception!  The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
*Chris Meyers is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.
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Chris Meyers hosted a short-lived television program, [[Chris Meyer's Magical Rainbow Hour]], that aired only in Japan.
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===Fun Facts===
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*If you fuck his shit up bad, he will slap you with [[Chris Meyers' Left Hand|his left hand]].
 
*He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
 
*He thinks [[Phil]] is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
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*Chris is an awesome fellow.
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*Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at [[Phil's house]]. Made by his [[sis]], mom, or [[Amber]].
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*Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him
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*If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
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*If he were an animal he would be a [[platypus]] ([[Platypus]]' are extinct)
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*Is a [[Zach|Dumb slut]]
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*Jesus Christ believes in Chris
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*Chris believes that someone is watching him, but he is pretty sure that it didn't die for his sins let alone die at all.
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*He seems to enjoy wearing pink ties.

Latest revision as of 13:06, 15 May 2006

Christopher J (is it jay?) Meyers would have been born December 7, 1984; if he existed.

Chris Meyers does not exist. Don't worry, it is a common misconception! The truth is, he is merely a shared delusion resulting from chemicals that the government puts into the water supply.


Chris Meyers hosted a short-lived television program, Chris Meyer's Magical Rainbow Hour, that aired only in Japan.

[edit] Fun Facts

  • If you fuck his shit up bad, he will slap you with his left hand.
  • He thinks Phil is running a diet pill pyramid scheme on eBay.
  • Chris is an awesome fellow.
  • Has pointed out the fact that he is always in supply of some sort of baked goods at Phil's house. Made by his sis, mom, or Amber.
  • Likes Chinese food, but unfortunately Chinese food has never liked him
  • If he were a bird he would be a blue-jay cause blue-jays are cool.
  • If he were an animal he would be a platypus (Platypus' are extinct)
  • Is a Dumb slut
  • Jesus Christ believes in Chris
  • Chris believes that someone is watching him, but he is pretty sure that it didn't die for his sins let alone die at all.
  • He seems to enjoy wearing pink ties.
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