Nate

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Nathan (born June 23, 1984)

Nate is the drunk.

Secretly knows what a Chive really is, Chuck Norris will kill him if he reveals it.

The one stalking John.

Nate and Brian once molested a rabbit together.

      (John might be next.)

John and Nate are plotting something against Rob (oddly enough, Rob and John are plotting in turn against Nate).