Zach

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Zach
A.K.A. Red Headed Step-Child

Fun Facts

  • .The only one using this wiki that knows what a period is
  • Is going to kill John Vines because he deleted the period from the end of the previous fact.
  • Zach was never a baby, he is a wooden puppet that was given life by a poor, Jewish dirtfarmer.
  • Hobbies include glue sniffing (prefers Elmer's) and chive smoking.
  • Steals chairs.
  • Likes to pound.
  • Has the ability to sense when you're about to get offline, and likes to start an AIM conversation at that moment.
  • Is a source of error, sometimes an even bigger one then Phil.
  • His password is NOT "Ihateyoumommy".

Quotable Quotes

  • Fat people are obese.
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