HSBC
From Army of Gnomes Wiki
Popular bank and cult used by Rob and John. Has a habit of leaving you waiting for something else. I.E. When you first sign up they say they'll send you a login number, but they say you'll get your password in a seperate letter, which you won't get for an additional 3 days or so.
Then, when you receive your ATM card, you'll be waiting for the pin number.
Luckily, they always come through with their information and their interest rate is something like 4.80%, so it's all worth it in the end.