The Bible Game
The Bible Game
The Bible Game is quite possibly the greatest game ever made. Created in the early 90's this game was designed to teach sinners about the Lord our Savior. The game takes on stories from the scriptures and spices them up so to speak. One chapter of the game focuses on the night that You (A Jewish Slave-prince) save baby Moses from drowning in the river. No matter what you during this chapter there is no way of losing. If you successfully retrieve Moses and take him to his mother you win. If you leave Moses to drown you win, however, you do get reprimanded when you reach the end of the level when the mother says:
"Great job, but you forgot baby Moses!"
Some would even say that God approves of this bastard game of the Christian faith. Jesus is upstairs laughing his ass off thinking of other great ways to kill baby Moses in his next upcoming game called "How I could have ended this game: The baby Moses death Chronicles"!
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*Zach *Zack *Amber *John Vines *The Lord our Savior
